Category: Golf Jokes



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Ranking: 3.50 / 248
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: " We both have the same problem.”
#10746    
Thanks to: Horst Kaltenbrunn - Australia
rec.:Aug/10/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/15/2014


Ranking: 3.46 / 187
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. "Of course," added the grandpa, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."
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Thanks to: r2d2 - USA.
rec.:Jun/20/2003    pub.:Jul/10/2003    sent:Aug/21/2012


Ranking: 3.37 / 130
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."
Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!"
Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
#9977    
Thanks to: Matt Cobb - Toccoa - Georgia - USA.
rec.:Jun/4/2003    pub.:Jul/10/2003    sent:Aug/10/2003


Ranking: 2.63 / 125
Q. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants when he went golfing?

A. In case he got a "hole in one".
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Thanks to: Chris Bosh - Toronto - Atlanta - Canada
rec.:Apr/23/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Nov/15/2008


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