One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. "Of course," added the grandpa, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."
#10167
Thanks to:
r2d2 - USA.
rec.:Jun/20/2003 pub.:Jul/10/2003 sent:Aug/5/2008
Ranking:
3.36 / 146
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: " We both have the same problem.”
#10746
Thanks to:
Horst Kaltenbrunn - Australia
rec.:Aug/10/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Sep/3/2003
Ranking:
3.30 / 119
A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at the golfer’s head and kills him.
He arrives in heaven, and God himself is at the Pearly Gates to greet him. Looking up his records, God sees that the guy golf’s and says, “Are you any good?”
The golfer looks at God and says, “I got here in two, didn’t I?”
#9993
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/2003 pub.:Jun/5/2003
Ranking:
3.28 / 95
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."
Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!"
Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
#9977
Thanks to:
Matt Cobb - Toccoa - Georgia - USA.
rec.:Jun/4/2003 pub.:Jul/10/2003 sent:Aug/10/2003