He asked for a putter, then drove three hundred yards onto the green. Then he asked for a driver and drove the ball to within two feet of the cup. Then he asked for a niblick and got the ball into the cup. “Now I’m in trouble,” he told the caddie.
“Why?”
“I don’t know what club to use to get it out.”
#20674
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009 pub.:Dec/4/2009 sent:Nov/2/2011
Ranking:
1.80 / 56
After hitting his 7th ball into the water on the 4th hole, a father turns to his son and says, "It takes a lot of ball to play golf the way I do."
#17560
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/31/2006 pub.:Feb/5/2007 sent:Mar/11/2007
