Category: Farmer Jokes



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Ranking: 3.07 / 160
A farmer and his wife had just waken up one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed, the farmer's wife says, "Pa, you know our neighbor Mr. Jones?"
"Yes Ma, I reckon I do," replied the sleepy farmer.
"Well, every morning before he leaves the house for work, he gives his wife a big ol' kiss. Why don't you ever do that?"
The farmer sighed and said, "Well, I reckon I can, but I just don't know her very well."
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Thanks to: Rob Allen - Columbia - Missouri - USA.
rec.:Apr/16/2005    pub.:Apr/18/2005    sent:Jan/28/2011


Ranking: 3.23 / 123
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming. He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well. "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
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Thanks to: Soledad Alarcón - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/1/1998    pub.:Jul/1/1998    sent:Apr/2/2014


Ranking: 3.01 / 158
Okay, so a Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine. The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, "Say, how much land you think you got here?" Mainer: 'Bout 10 acres I'd say." Texan (boasting): Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to drive completely around my property!" Mainer: "Yep, I got one of them trucks too."
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Thanks to: Susana - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/2002    pub.:Aug/24/2002    sent:Sep/20/2011


Ranking: 3.60 / 67
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."
"Can't", replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."
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Thanks to: Bosco Pellini
rec.:Sep/2/2000    pub.:Sep/2/2000    sent:Dec/5/2014


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