Ranking: 3.54 / 1380
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
Thanks to: Emilio Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/30/2000 pub.:Jul/30/2000 sent:Jul/14/2014
Ranking: 3.45 / 1557
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Thanks to: Joe Ramos
rec.:Aug/20/1999 pub.:Aug/20/1999 sent:Jul/13/2014
Ranking: 3.54 / 1166
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
Thanks to: DeDee Ludwig
rec.:Jul/2/1999 pub.:Jul/2/1999 sent:Jan/28/2014
Ranking: 3.38 / 1059
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
"First Question: Which tire was flat?"
Thanks to: Jeremy - Vienna - West Virginia
rec.:Dec/26/2000 pub.:Dec/26/2000 sent:Jan/18/2014