Category: Teachers Jokes
Ranking: 2.42 / 120
Teacher: Dudley, can you tell me what the four seasons are?
Dudley: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/2/2006 pub.:Oct/16/2006 sent:Oct/28/2006
Ranking: 2.88 / 50
Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket and 60p in the other, what do you have?
Pupil: Someone else’s trousers, miss.
Thanks to: Samantha Wells - United Kingdom