Category: Teachers Jokes

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Ranking: 2.73 / 77
In chemistry class the subject was "oxidation - reduction.” The teacher was really excited and after the lesson asked the students in a very loud voice, “now tell me where is the electron? Where is it?" a drowsy student jumps up at this and shouts "o.k." Nobody moves. Sir, shut the door. We can still catch the thief"
#12826    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Feb/12/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:May/29/2004


Ranking: 2.60 / 90
The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you?
Susan: Ten.
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Apr/22/2009


Ranking: 2.42 / 120
Teacher: Dudley, can you tell me what the four seasons are?
Dudley: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
#17259    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/2/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Oct/28/2006


Ranking: 2.72 / 65
An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised her hand. “Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can’t be president?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/10/2006    pub.:May/10/2006    sent:Jul/10/2006


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