Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 2.13 / 61
A rather strict English teacher also had the responsibility of teaching “homemaking,” as home economics used to be called. The teacher noticed a student carefully applying lipstick and powder, rather than doing her home ec lesson.
“Jenny,” said the teacher, “you pay more attention to your makeup than you do to your homemaking lessons.”
“Well, said Jenny, “before I can home make, I have to catch someone with whom.”
#3938    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002


Ranking: 2.04 / 51
The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian”
Tom raises his hand and says: “A person who can be easily reach by car.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Feb/28/2009


Ranking: 1.45 / 240
Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Answer: Because he was trying to see if his son was in his class.
#314    
Thanks to: Jason Hill - Rowland Heights - California - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/1999    pub.:Apr/29/1999    sent:Apr/29/1999


Ranking: 1.51 / 128

An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:

Duh ... shouldn't that be: "poll" the class, unless she was making a point ... WITH A POINTED STICK!
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Thanks to: Ronald Moore - Pinellas Park - FL - USA.
rec.:Jul/17/2004    pub.:Sep/16/2004    sent:Oct/17/2009


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