Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 2.85 / 48
Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket and 60p in the other, what do you have?
Pupil: Someone else’s trousers, miss.
#9512    
Thanks to: Samantha Wells - United Kingdom
rec.:May/13/2003    pub.:May/28/2003


Ranking: 2.65 / 62
An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised her hand. “Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can’t be president?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/10/2006    pub.:May/10/2006    sent:Jul/10/2006


Ranking: 2.73 / 49
It was the firs day of school, and the first grade teacher decided to see how much her students knew about math.
“Steven, can you tell me what is 3 and 2?” Steven said, “That’s when you should watch very, very carefully before you swing at the next pitch.”
#21386    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010    pub.:Sep/1/2010    sent:Mar/19/2012


Ranking: 2.69 / 49
The professor had just related to his history class the event where an ancient runner had covered the 29 miles from the plains of Marathon to Troy to finally cry "Victory - Victory" and then fall dead from the run. Asking for comments, the class sat quietly until one student, a cross-country team member from the back of the room quietly asked - "did anybody get his time?"
#14025    
Thanks to: Paco Taco - USA.
rec.:Oct/15/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Dec/17/2005


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