Category: Teachers Jokes

[64]  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15  
Ranking: 3.22 / 115
Mrs. Smith, I ain’t got no crayons.
Young man, you mean, I don’t have any crayons.
You don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons.
They don’t have any crayons.
Do you see what I’m getting at?
I think so. What happened to all the crayons?
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Sep/10/2013

Ranking: 3.19 / 119
On the way to lunch, a teacher spotted two boys playfully fighting. She asked one of the boys to go to the back of the line and he came back right after.” Why aren't you at the end of the line?" asked the teacher. The boy replied," I couldn't, someone was already there."
Thanks to: Eric - Mesa - AZ - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:May/24/2002    pub.:Jul/28/2002

Ranking: 3.11 / 135
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. He had no trouble with discipline that term.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/10/2009    pub.:Sep/10/2009    sent:Dec/10/2013

Ranking: 2.91 / 178
“How are you getting on with your exams?”
“Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Aug/26/2014

[64]  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15  


© 1995-2015 EMERgency 24 Inc.