Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 3.20 / 66
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2007    pub.:Mar/15/2007    sent:Mar/25/2008


Ranking: 3.17 / 58
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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rec.:Mar/15/2007    pub.:Mar/15/2007    sent:Feb/6/2008


Ranking: 3.01 / 70
A teacher called upon the classroom to make sentences with words previously chosen.
The teacher smiled when Pete, a slow learner, raised his hand to participate during the challenge of making a sentence with the words “Defeat,” “Defense,” “Deduct,” and “Detail.”
Pete stood thinking for a while, all eyes focused on him while his classmates awaited his reply. Smiling, he the proudly said, “Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2006    pub.:Apr/29/2006    sent:Jul/19/2006


Ranking: 3.08 / 62
The teacher said; Tommy, this is the fifth day this week you’ve had to stay after school. What have you to say for yourself?
I’m certainly glad it’s Friday, said Tommy.

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rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Jul/9/2010


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