Category: Teachers Jokes

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Ranking: 3.00 / 53
“What would you like to be when you grow up Tommy?”
“I’d like to be a teacher, sir.”
“Would you, indeed? And why would you like to be a teacher?”
“Cause I wouldn’t have to do any more learning – I’d know everything by then!”
#6607    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002


Ranking: 2.73 / 77
In chemistry class the subject was "oxidation - reduction.” The teacher was really excited and after the lesson asked the students in a very loud voice, “now tell me where is the electron? Where is it?" a drowsy student jumps up at this and shouts "o.k." Nobody moves. Sir, shut the door. We can still catch the thief"
#12826    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Feb/12/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:May/29/2004


Ranking: 2.60 / 90
The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you?
Susan: Ten.
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.
#19575    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Apr/22/2009


Ranking: 2.42 / 120
Teacher: Dudley, can you tell me what the four seasons are?
Dudley: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
#17259    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/2/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Oct/28/2006


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