Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 3.58 / 26
"Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher.
"A fight!” answers Frank.
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Thanks to: Klaus - USA.
rec.:Aug/5/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Nov/13/2013


Ranking: 2.58 / 88
The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you?
Susan: Ten.
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Apr/22/2009


Ranking: 2.39 / 117
Teacher: Dudley, can you tell me what the four seasons are?
Dudley: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/2/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Oct/28/2006


Ranking: 2.90 / 49
Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket and 60p in the other, what do you have?
Pupil: Someone else’s trousers, miss.
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Thanks to: Samantha Wells - United Kingdom
rec.:May/13/2003    pub.:May/28/2003


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