Category: Teachers Jokes
Ranking: 2.39 / 117
Teacher: Dudley, can you tell me what the four seasons are?
Dudley: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/2/2006 pub.:Oct/16/2006 sent:Oct/28/2006
Ranking: 3.52 / 25
"Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher.
"A fight!” answers Frank.
Thanks to: Klaus - USA.
rec.:Aug/5/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Nov/13/2013
Ranking: 2.90 / 49
Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket and 60p in the other, what do you have?
Pupil: Someone else’s trousers, miss.
Thanks to: Samantha Wells - United Kingdom