Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 3.50 / 124
The teacher asked little Peter; "If I have 5 mangoes in one hand and five mangoes in the other, what do I have?”
" Big Hands, " said Peter.
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Thanks to: Kassquiezo - Namibia
rec.:Sep/11/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Oct/26/2012


Ranking: 3.32 / 143
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie.... . Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2007    pub.:Mar/15/2007    sent:May/8/2007


Ranking: 3.10 / 182
A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me to read and write"
The administrator said, "Yes we can"! Just fill out this form."
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Thanks to: james - forester - nsw - Australia
rec.:May/10/2003    pub.:May/27/2003    sent:Nov/19/2010


Ranking: 3.36 / 119
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Thanks to: Olukosi David - ketu - lagos - Nigeria
rec.:Sep/30/2003    pub.:Oct/3/2003    sent:Nov/6/2003


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