Category: Business Jokes

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Ranking: 2.20 / 59
After a bitter marketing war, in which prices were continually being undercut, Birdseye and the Green Giant got together to settle their differences at a Peas Conference.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/11/2003    pub.:Sep/11/2003    sent:Nov/9/2003


Ranking: 2.38 / 42
The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife.
“Dear,” she said, startled, “what are you doing home so early?”
“The boss and I had a fight,” he grumbled. “He would not take back what he said.”
Glowing with pride, his wife asked, “what did he say?
The VP shrugged. “You’re fired.”

#15574    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Aug/9/2005


Ranking: 2.26 / 50
“The economy is weird.” Remarked one worker to another. “My bank failed before the toaster did.”
#16834    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Jul/17/2006


Ranking: 2.07 / 69
And how is your customer service”? Asked a skeptical customer to the used car dealer.
“Oh, that’s first class. Anybody who buys a car from us gets a free copy of the latest railroad train schedules!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006    pub.:Jun/6/2006    sent:Jan/17/2009


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