Category: Business Jokes

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Ranking: 2.06 / 71
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, and then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, “You must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Doyle” “why would you say that?” wondered the broker. “Because you’ve made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2011    pub.:Apr/26/2011    sent:May/15/2011

Ranking: 2.55 / 31
A man went to a bank and gave them 60 000$ worth of bonds to hold for him and he asked to take out a loan of 1$. The next year he came back to the bank to get his bonds and the accountant asked him "If you have all that money in bonds, why did you need to borrow 1$." The man replied, “Do you know any other way I can use a safety deposit box for only 7 cents a year?"

Thanks to: Jason Dunesbury - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:May/31/2003    pub.:Jun/30/2003

Ranking: 2.32 / 41
The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife.
“Dear,” she said, startled, “what are you doing home so early?”
“The boss and I had a fight,” he grumbled. “He would not take back what he said.”
Glowing with pride, his wife asked, “what did he say?
The VP shrugged. “You’re fired.”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Aug/9/2005

Ranking: 2.13 / 54
Bill attended a party where he met an old acquaintance, “Hello, Sam,” he said. “How’s your clothing business? I heard you lost a lot on that fall shipment of dresses.”
“That’s right,” Sam responded.
“And you almost went bankrupt.”
“That’s true too.”
“But I understand you made a big profit on another shipment and wound up having a pretty good season after all.”
“That’s correct. Then I guess you heard all about it, Bill.”
“Yeah,” Bill answered, “but this is the first time I’m hearing all the details.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/2/2002    pub.:Jan/2/2002

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