Category: Business Jokes

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Ranking: 2.00 / 25
Do you know why malt stands are constantly rated best businesses of the year?

They always give customers a fair shake.
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/11/1999    pub.:Jan/11/1999    sent:Jan/11/1999

Ranking: 3.00 / 8
Regarding Face book Co-founder Edward Saverin's renouncing his US citizenship to avoid paying taxes. One thing for which you have to give Obama credit for when he took office, one of the biggest problems was illegal immigrants streaming over our border. 3 1/2 years later he's sure cured that problem. Now many are trying to get out. (To avoid paying taxes)
Thanks to: Mister Balloon - Las Vegas - NV - USA.
rec.:May/24/2012    pub.:May/28/2013

Ranking: 1.40 / 43
An Israeli author was searching for a book store that would allow him to schedule a booksigning to promote his new novel. Book store after book store refused him with one disapproving commment after the other. Finally, the author seized on the idea that he should contact the specialty stores for his proposed booksigning. He had the idea to contact a feminist book store and his call was screened by the store's assistant manager. Upon insistence, by the author, that he speak directly with the manager; an angry manager took the phone to explain why the author was being refused a booksigning. "IT'S BECAUSE THE HEBREW WORD FOR: SHE!....IS: HE!" And with those words the author heard a telephone being slammed down loudly, in his ear.
Thanks to: Sheryl Huberman - Israel
rec.:Nov/22/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Dec/2/2013

Ranking: 1.43 / 35
Q: What did the CEO from Arthur Anderson tell the Senate committee when asked about "cooking" Enron's books?
A: "It's Shake-n-Bake and I helped!"
Thanks to: Alex HAtch - Holbrook - AZ - USA.
rec.:Sep/6/2002    pub.:Dec/3/2002

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