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Ranking: 3.09 / 166
“How long have you been working here?” one employee asked to another.
“Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.”
#15575    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Apr/24/2014


Ranking: 3.12 / 145
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands. He asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?” The beggar replied, "You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another branch".
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Thanks to: Andre Bezuidenhout - Pietermaritzburg - South Africa
rec.:Dec/5/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Feb/20/2010


Ranking: 3.33 / 106
What’s this daily charge for ‘fruit’? The hotel guess asked the manager. “We didn’t eat any.” “But the fruit was place in your room every day. It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage of it.” “I see,” said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill
“What are you doing”? Sputtered the manager.
“I’m subtracting 50 dollars a day for your kissing my wife.”
“What? I didn’t kiss your wife.”
“Ah,” replied the man, “but she was there.”
#16909    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006    pub.:Jun/6/2006    sent:Mar/29/2011


Ranking: 3.33 / 96
Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering a reward of $500.00 for its immediate return.” After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, “$550.00”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010    pub.:May/13/2010    sent:Mar/3/2014


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