Category: Business Jokes

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Ranking: 3.09 / 58
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. 
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." 
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked. 
She responded, "It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without." 
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/1/2000    pub.:Jun/1/2000    sent:Jun/1/2000

Ranking: 3.65 / 31
A customer at a counter of a garden ornament shop said to the cashier, “Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers.” The cashier replied “that’ll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten for the flamingos, six for the sunflowers, and an apology for my wife!”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2010    pub.:Apr/14/2010    sent:Nov/14/2013

Ranking: 3.07 / 56
A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer.
"No sir,"said the salesman.” We haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll be getting any soon."
The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer,” Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it is you need."
Irate, he turned to his salesman,” Never tell a customer we're out of anything! NOW, WHAT DID HE WANT?"
"Rain,” answered the salesman.
Thanks to: Rachel Greene - Cortez - Colorado - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2002    pub.:Mar/24/2002

Ranking: 2.97 / 63
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen today.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2006    pub.:Jul/7/2006    sent:Apr/2/2008

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