computer jokes

If a speck of dust lands on your monitor while you are editing a photo, no matter how hard you try...

Your software will not remove it!

I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep.

He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

Today I made my first money as a Computer Programmer.

I sold my laptop.

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.