Category: Computer Jokes

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Ranking: 1.73 / 89
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium, the 586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
#14133    
Thanks to: Anonymous - Weymouth - Dorset - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/10/2004    pub.:Nov/17/2004    sent:Aug/27/2006


Ranking: 1.94 / 49
You know it’s time to re-evaluate your relationship with your computer when….

You wake up at 3 o’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and you stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You move into a new house and you decide to Netscape before you landscape.

Your family always knows where you are.


#16757    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2006    pub.:Apr/29/2006    sent:Dec/8/2007


Ranking: 2.19 / 31
Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer:

· Buff your mouse pad 
· Make a list of things to download 
· Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem 
· Count to 500 in "click" language 
· Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!) 
· Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter
#592    
Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2000    pub.:Feb/22/2000    sent:Feb/22/2000


Ranking: 2.09 / 34
Did you hear that Netscape is moving to Tel-Aviv, Israel?
They're going to rename themself "Netan-Yahoo"

#891    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/14/2000    pub.:Dec/14/2000    sent:Dec/14/2000


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