Category: Computer Jokes



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Ranking: 1.73 / 89
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium, the 586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - Weymouth - Dorset - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/10/2004    pub.:Nov/17/2004    sent:Aug/27/2006


Ranking: 1.94 / 49
You know it’s time to re-evaluate your relationship with your computer when….

You wake up at 3 o’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and you stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You move into a new house and you decide to Netscape before you landscape.

Your family always knows where you are.


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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2006    pub.:Apr/29/2006    sent:Dec/8/2007


Ranking: 2.19 / 31
Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer:

· Buff your mouse pad 
· Make a list of things to download 
· Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem 
· Count to 500 in "click" language 
· Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!) 
· Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter
#592    
Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2000    pub.:Feb/22/2000    sent:Feb/22/2000


Ranking: 2.32 / 22
10) E-Mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.'
9) Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8) You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
7) Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.
6) Your mouse has teeth marks in it...and a strange aroma of tuna.
5) Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of 'CyberDog.'
4) Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3) You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2) On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
1) There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2001    pub.:Jan/26/2001    sent:Jan/26/2001


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