Category: Computer Jokes



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Ranking: 3.03 / 63
Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.
#11297    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Sep/16/2004


Ranking: 2.85 / 75
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.”
Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006    pub.:Feb/28/2006    sent:May/16/2006


Ranking: 2.92 / 62
A caller dial the operator: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack? The operator says I’m sorry, sir, I do not understand. The caller continues, on page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone jack before cleaning. “Now, can you give the number for Jack?
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Sep/14/2009


Ranking: 2.53 / 96
A blonde walks into a store that makes curtains. She says to the clerk, "I would like curtains the size of my computer screen. The clerk says, "Why the size of you computer screen?" The woman replies, "Because I've got windows!"
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Thanks to: Jenna Lackey - ALBQ - Mew Mexico - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Oct/13/2005


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