Category: Computer Jokes



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Ranking: 3.03 / 63
Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.
#11297    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Sep/16/2004


Ranking: 2.85 / 75
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.”
Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006    pub.:Feb/28/2006    sent:May/16/2006


Ranking: 2.92 / 62
A caller dial the operator: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack? The operator says I’m sorry, sir, I do not understand. The caller continues, on page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone jack before cleaning. “Now, can you give the number for Jack?
#20440    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Sep/14/2009


Ranking: 2.67 / 76
Q: Why was the computer so cold?
A: Because it forgot to shut its window
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Thanks to: ISABELLE - SYDNEY - NSW - Australia
rec.:Apr/6/2009    pub.:Oct/6/2009    sent:Oct/16/2009


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