Category: Lawyer Jokes



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Ranking: 3.05 / 20
A mother and a daughter are visiting a deceased family member in a graveyard. On the way out the daughter asks why they bury two people in one grave. The mother asks her daughter why she says that and the daughter replies, "Well, that gravestone says 'Here lays a lawyer and an honest man.'"
#20339    
Thanks to: Quinn - USA.
rec.:Jul/21/2009    pub.:Sep/10/2009


Ranking: 2.36 / 42
A lawyer’s son was about to enter college. He asked his son "Now how did it get into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?"
"Well dad," answered the son, "did you ever hear anybody in a crowd gathered around a heart-attack victim shout out frantically, 'Is there a lawyer in the house?'"
#157    
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Oct/19/1998    pub.:Oct/19/1998    sent:Oct/19/1998


Ranking: 2.55 / 31
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many you can afford!
#182    
Thanks to: Alan Oberholz
rec.:Nov/23/1998    pub.:Nov/23/1998    sent:Nov/23/1998


Ranking: 1.78 / 63
A man requires surgery to remove his left leg. He consults with the surgeon; plans are made for surgery the next morning. Morning comes and the Surgeon arrives still intoxicated from a night on the town. He removes the left leg only after mistakenly removing the right. Needless to say the patient, after recovering, saw a lawyer who told him he couldn't win, because he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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Thanks to: Ric Adams - St. Marys - WV - USA.
rec.:May/9/2002    pub.:Jul/6/2002


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