Category: Sport Jokes



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Ranking: 2.92 / 39
A hunting party is hopelessly lost. “I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!” one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.
“I am, “replied the guide. “But I think we’re in Canada now.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002


Ranking: 2.83 / 40
Q: What’s the hardest part about skydiving
A: The ground.
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Thanks to: reisy camman - USA.
rec.:Jul/26/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Sep/20/2005


Ranking: 2.60 / 45
“Hey, you!” yelled the ranger to the small child. “Can’t you read that sign?
No fishing in this river.”
“I’m not fishing,” came the perky reply. “I’m teaching my worm how to swim!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/30/2004


Ranking: 2.72 / 36
There was a student that had a chance to learn the sport of skydiving. After having been instructed by his teacher he jumped out and forgot how to release his shoot. As he was falling rapidly towards earth, he suddenly saw a man shooting up towards him and as the man passed by, the student yelled! “Do you know how to operate a parachute?” The man passing by him answered NO! “But do you know anything about a gas heater?”
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Thanks to: Richard H. Chamberlin - Rancho Cucamonga - CA. - USA.
rec.:Oct/2/2002    pub.:Dec/25/2002


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