Category: Sport Jokes



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Ranking: 2.41 / 86

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
#21668    
Thanks to: mike - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Dec/30/2010    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Apr/21/2011


Ranking: 2.83 / 41
Q: What’s the hardest part about skydiving
A: The ground.
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Thanks to: reisy camman - USA.
rec.:Jul/26/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Sep/20/2005


Ranking: 2.59 / 46
“Hey, you!” yelled the ranger to the small child. “Can’t you read that sign?
No fishing in this river.”
“I’m not fishing,” came the perky reply. “I’m teaching my worm how to swim!”
#13302    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/30/2004


Ranking: 2.70 / 37
There was a student that had a chance to learn the sport of skydiving. After having been instructed by his teacher he jumped out and forgot how to release his shoot. As he was falling rapidly towards earth, he suddenly saw a man shooting up towards him and as the man passed by, the student yelled! “Do you know how to operate a parachute?” The man passing by him answered NO! “But do you know anything about a gas heater?”
#6087    
Thanks to: Richard H. Chamberlin - Rancho Cucamonga - CA. - USA.
rec.:Oct/2/2002    pub.:Dec/25/2002


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