Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!
#12497
Thanks to:
Peter Abbondondolo - Hicksville - New York - USA.
rec.:Jan/15/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Mar/18/2004
Ranking:
2.28 / 40
What's your handicap these days?" one golfer asked another.
"I'm a scratch golfer...I write down all my good scores and
scratch out all my bad ones."
#5273
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002 pub.:Jul/10/2002
Ranking:
2.31 / 36
There is a guy who wants to go ice fishing, so he goes to the ice and cuts a hole in it.
He hears, "THERE ARE NO FISH IN HERE."
He leaves and goes to another spot on the ice.
He hears, "THERE ARE NO FISH IN HERE."
Baffled, the guy asks, "Is this God?"
The voice responds, "No, this is the announcer!"
#845
Thanks to:
Anonymous
rec.:Oct/10/2000 pub.:Oct/10/2000 sent:Oct/10/2000
Ranking:
2.03 / 58
My bother is a professional boxer.”
“Heavyweight?”
“No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death.”
#13301
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:Aug/27/2005
