Category: Sport Jokes



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Ranking: 2.32 / 41
What's your handicap these days?" one golfer asked another.
"I'm a scratch golfer...I write down all my good scores and
scratch out all my bad ones."
#5273    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002


Ranking: 2.18 / 49
Are you my caddie? asked the golfer.
"Yes, sir," replied the lad.
"And you are good at finding lost balls?"
"Yes, sir."
"Right then. Find one and let's star the game."
#5272    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002


Ranking: 2.31 / 39
The minister was on the golf course when he heard a duffer, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream of profanity. “I have often noticed,” chided the minister, “that the best golfers are not addicted to the use of foul language.”
“Of course not,” screamed the man. “What do they have to swear about?
#5274    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002


Ranking: 2.29 / 38
There is a guy who wants to go ice fishing, so he goes to the ice and cuts a hole in it.
He hears, "THERE ARE NO FISH IN HERE."
He leaves and goes to another spot on the ice.
He hears, "THERE ARE NO FISH IN HERE."
Baffled, the guy asks, "Is this God?"
The voice responds, "No, this is the announcer!"
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/10/2000    pub.:Oct/10/2000    sent:Oct/10/2000


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