Category: Sport Jokes

What's your handicap these days?" one golfer asked another.
"I'm a scratch golfer...I write down all my good scores and
scratch out all my bad ones."

A fisherman accidentally left his day’s catch under the seat of a bus. The next evening’s newspaper carried an ad: “If the person who left a bucket of fish on the No. 47 bus would care to come to the garage, he can have the bus.”

The drunk walking along the country road saw the duck hunter lying in the brush with the gun poised toward the direction of the high-flying flock in the distance. “Shay, mishter,” advised the drunk. “Don’t waisht a shot. The fall’ll kill’em

The minister was on the golf course when he heard a duffer, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream of profanity. “I have often noticed,” chided the minister, “that the best golfers are not addicted to the use of foul language.”
“Of course not,” screamed the man. “What do they have to swear about?