Stranger: Catch any fish?
Fisherman: Did I! I took 25 out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Do you know who I am? I’m the game warden.
Fisherman: Do you know who I am? I’m the biggest liar in the country.
#15406
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005 pub.:Jun/24/2005 sent:Mar/3/2006
Ranking:
2.90 / 60
Dad: "What happened to your eye?"
Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me."
#15811
Thanks to:
Joshua - Singapore
rec.:Sep/23/2005 pub.:Sep/27/2005 sent:Nov/21/2005
Ranking:
2.18 / 225
Mike Tyson's new slogans:
If you can't Fight Them !
Bite Them !
If you can't Beat Them !
Eat Them !
#8
Thanks to:
Mary Ann Mucciolo
rec.:Jul/11/1997 pub.:Aug/16/2001 sent:Aug/15/2001
Ranking:
2.75 / 72
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in
#6530
Thanks to:
Someone - i don't know - i don't know - Australia
rec.:Nov/7/2002 pub.:Feb/7/2003
