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Ranking: 3.23 / 43
At the first hole on a golf course, a man tees off and hits a hard drive, but the ball hooks badly and goes off the course entirely. The man figures it's a lost ball, puts another ball down and starts again. He plays nine holes when a policeman comes up to him:
"Sir, did you lose a ball a while back?"
"Yes, I did. Why?"
"Well, sir, I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. You see, your ball struck a cyclist, causing him to swerve right into the path of an oncoming bus. The bus hit the cyclist and then rammed head-on into a truck coming from the opposite direction. At the moment the casualties are twenty-one dead and we don't know how many injured."
The man says, "Oh, this is dreadful!.... I ... I had no idea.... is there anything I can do?"
"Well, sir, the next time you want to hold the club a little more to the right, like this..."
Thanks to: Debbie G
rec.:Feb/10/2001    pub.:Feb/10/2001    sent:Feb/10/2001

Ranking: 2.92 / 63
Dad: "What happened to your eye?"
Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me."
Thanks to: Joshua - Singapore
rec.:Sep/23/2005    pub.:Sep/27/2005    sent:Nov/21/2005

Ranking: 2.78 / 73
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in
Thanks to: Someone - i don't know - i don't know - Australia
rec.:Nov/7/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003

Ranking: 2.20 / 228
Mike Tyson's new slogans:

If you can't Fight Them !
Bite Them !

If you can't Beat Them !
Eat Them !
Thanks to: Mary Ann Mucciolo
rec.:Jul/11/1997    pub.:Aug/16/2001    sent:Aug/15/2001

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