Category: Sport Jokes



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Ranking: 2.20 / 228
Mike Tyson's new slogans:

If you can't Fight Them !
Bite Them !

If you can't Beat Them !
Eat Them !
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Thanks to: Mary Ann Mucciolo
rec.:Jul/11/1997    pub.:Aug/16/2001    sent:Aug/15/2001


Ranking: 2.91 / 58
A man takes his son tiger hunting. They’re creeping through the weeds and the man says, “Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions? And the boy says, “Yes, if the tiger kills you, how do I get home?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Oct/16/2004


Ranking: 3.14 / 43
A man playing golf by himself at Pebble Beach was teamed with a twosome. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself. He replied that he & his wife had played the course every year for over 20 years, but this year she had passed away and he kept the tee time in her memory. The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot. "So did I" he said, "but they all wanted to go to the funeral"
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/4/2000    pub.:Aug/4/2000    sent:Aug/4/2000


Ranking: 2.67 / 72
I had lunch with a chess champion the other day.
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
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Thanks to: Ambika Jois - London - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/25/2002    pub.:Jan/31/2003


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