Category: Sport Jokes

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Ranking: 3.20 / 41
A football coach had a star quarterback who was as dumb as a post. The only way the kid could stay on the team would be to pass all his classes, which was impossible. All his teachers agreed to go easy on him except for one, his math teacher. The coach begged the math teacher to not fail the kid. The math teacher agreed to give the boy an oral exam which, if he passed, would count for class credit. The coach came to the exam to support his star athlete. The math teacher asked only one question for the exam: "What is two plus two?"
"Four," the athlete answered.
The football coach went into a panic and yelled, "Give him another chance! Just one more chance!"
Thanks to: Edward Burman
rec.:Jun/9/1998    pub.:Jun/9/1998    sent:Jun/9/1998

Ranking: 2.91 / 58
A man takes his son tiger hunting. They’re creeping through the weeds and the man says, “Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions? And the boy says, “Yes, if the tiger kills you, how do I get home?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Oct/16/2004

Ranking: 3.14 / 43
A man playing golf by himself at Pebble Beach was teamed with a twosome. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself. He replied that he & his wife had played the course every year for over 20 years, but this year she had passed away and he kept the tee time in her memory. The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot. "So did I" he said, "but they all wanted to go to the funeral"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/4/2000    pub.:Aug/4/2000    sent:Aug/4/2000

Ranking: 2.67 / 72
I had lunch with a chess champion the other day.
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Thanks to: Ambika Jois - London - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/25/2002    pub.:Jan/31/2003

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