Category: Sport Jokes



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Ranking: 2.66 / 64
“May I go swimming, Mommy?”
“No, you may not. There are sharks here.”
“But Daddy’s swimming.”
“He’s insured.”
#13300    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Nov/18/2004


Ranking: 2.80 / 50
A beginner rider at the stables was trying to saddle a horse. “Excuse me,” said the old hand, “but you are putting that saddle on backwards.” “How do you know,” snapped the student. “You do not know which way I’m going.”
#21097    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Jul/28/2010


Ranking: 2.93 / 40
A hunting party is hopelessly lost. “I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!” one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.
“I am, “replied the guide. “But I think we’re in Canada now.”
#5279    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002


Ranking: 2.90 / 41
First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”
Second golfer: “How so?”
First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats.
If you want to play golf at night it glows.”
Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
First golfer: “I found it in the woods.”
#5277    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002


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