Category: Sport Jokes



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Ranking: 2.63 / 63
“May I go swimming, Mommy?”
“No, you may not. There are sharks here.”
“But Daddy’s swimming.”
“He’s insured.”
#13300    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Nov/18/2004


Ranking: 2.80 / 49
A beginner rider at the stables was trying to saddle a horse. “Excuse me,” said the old hand, “but you are putting that saddle on backwards.” “How do you know,” snapped the student. “You do not know which way I’m going.”
#21097    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Jul/28/2010


Ranking: 2.93 / 40
First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”
Second golfer: “How so?”
First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats.
If you want to play golf at night it glows.”
Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
First golfer: “I found it in the woods.”
#5277    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002


Ranking: 2.41 / 86

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
#21668    
Thanks to: mike - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Dec/30/2010    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Apr/21/2011


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