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Ranking: 2.77 / 48
With his ball and bat in hand Little Pete walked to home plate in an empty baseball field.
As he threw the ball up in the air, he announced, “I am the best ball player ever!” He swung with all his power, but missed. He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball, tossed it up one more time, said “I am the best ball player in the world!” Then he swung and missed again. “Wow! He said. “What a pitcher!”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/18/2007    pub.:Oct/18/2007    sent:Jul/12/2008

Ranking: 2.41 / 86

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Thanks to: mike - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Dec/30/2010    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Apr/21/2011

Ranking: 2.75 / 48
A beginner rider at the stables was trying to saddle a horse. “Excuse me,” said the old hand, “but you are putting that saddle on backwards.” “How do you know,” snapped the student. “You do not know which way I’m going.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Jul/28/2010

Ranking: 2.87 / 39
First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”
Second golfer: “How so?”
First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats.
If you want to play golf at night it glows.”
Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
First golfer: “I found it in the woods.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2002    pub.:Jul/10/2002

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