Ranking: 3.20 / 137
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
Thanks to: Kim Rosel - USA.
rec.:Aug/9/1999 pub.:Aug/9/1999 sent:Nov/13/2010
Ranking: 3.36 / 108
At a Catholic school, there was a "meet the teacher" open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some water bottles and juice. As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, "Take only one. God is watching." So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies. He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: "Take all you want”. God is watching the apples."
Thanks to: anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Aug/21/2014
Ranking: 3.31 / 116
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/28/1998 pub.:Jul/28/1998 sent:Apr/23/2014
Ranking: 3.30 / 117
A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.
‘They use him to keep crowds back,’ said Tommy.
‘No,’ said Billy, ‘he’s just for good luck.’
Peter brought the argument to a close. ‘They use the dogs, he said firmly, to find the fire hydrants….'
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010 pub.:Jan/22/2010 sent:May/3/2014