Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.09 / 144

A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother asked them severely, “Why are you so late?”
“Oh,” said one boy, “we were helping an old man cross the street.”
“That’s a nice thing for scouts to do,” said the mother. She paused. “But it shouldn’t make you half an hour late.”
“Well, you see,” said another boy, “he didn’t want to go.”


#4087    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2002    pub.:Apr/13/2002    sent:Dec/15/2013


Ranking: 3.13 / 136
Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Sam: Well, at least you could try.
#20044    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Mar/21/2011


Ranking: 3.06 / 150
Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister....
#16326    
Thanks to: Dr. Fayez Suidan - Beirut - Lebanon
rec.:Jan/17/2006    pub.:Jan/27/2006    sent:Jan/11/2011


Ranking: 2.94 / 183
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d by bagels
#11547    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Feb/19/2014


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