Category: Kid Jokes



Add to Google
[203]  8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22  
Ranking: 3.18 / 120
In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
#17796    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2007    pub.:Mar/15/2007    sent:Jun/4/2009


Ranking: 2.89 / 189
Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother, “Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?
“How do you mean, change her min?” asked Mrs. Sullivan.
“Well said the child, “she went into the church with one man and came out with another!”
#12628    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Nov/2/2013


Ranking: 3.10 / 134
Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Sam: Well, at least you could try.
#20044    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Mar/21/2011


Ranking: 3.22 / 110
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
#64    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/4/1998    pub.:Jun/4/1998    sent:Nov/7/2013


[203]  8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22  


 


© 1995-2014 EMERgency 24 Inc.


24