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Ranking: 3.28 / 101
A little boy knocks at the door and tells the owner that something of his had found its way into her garage, and he wanted it back. The homeowner opened the garage and noticed two additions; a baseball and broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.
“How do you suppose this ball got in here?” she asked the child. Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at the homeowner, the little boy exclaimed, “Wow lady! I must have thrown it right through that hole!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/2008    pub.:Feb/26/2008    sent:Nov/14/2010


Ranking: 3.33 / 93
At a Catholic school, there was a "meet the teacher" open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some water bottles and juice. As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, "Take only one. God is watching." So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies. He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: "Take all you want”. God is watching the apples."
#18275    
Thanks to: anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Jul/1/2009


Ranking: 2.88 / 188
Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother, “Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?
“How do you mean, change her min?” asked Mrs. Sullivan.
“Well said the child, “she went into the church with one man and came out with another!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Nov/2/2013


Ranking: 3.12 / 123
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" 
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
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Thanks to: Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/28/2001    pub.:Jul/28/2001    sent:Jul/9/2009


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