Ranking: 3.44 / 85
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,
"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one
knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking
up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002 pub.:Mar/6/2002 sent:May/13/2015
Ranking: 3.58 / 71
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"
Thanks to: Charlene Bochniak
rec.:Apr/18/1999 pub.:Apr/18/1999 sent:Oct/19/2014
Ranking: 2.91 / 190
Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother, “Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?
“How do you mean, change her min?” asked Mrs. Sullivan.
“Well said the child, “she went into the church with one man and came out with another!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Nov/2/2013
Ranking: 3.23 / 111
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/4/1998 pub.:Jun/4/1998 sent:Nov/7/2013