Ranking: 3.22 / 110
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/4/1998 pub.:Jun/4/1998 sent:Nov/7/2013
Ranking: 3.55 / 69
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"
Thanks to: Charlene Bochniak
rec.:Apr/18/1999 pub.:Apr/18/1999 sent:Oct/19/2014
Ranking: 3.12 / 123
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
Thanks to: Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/28/2001 pub.:Jul/28/2001 sent:Jul/9/2009
Ranking: 3.21 / 107
Three young boys were boasting about their grandpas. The first boy said: "My grandpa is a great swimmer. He can swim for hours before getting out of the water!" The second boy said, "That's nothing. My grandpa always goes swimming at 6:00 in the morning every day, and only comes back at 9:00 pm because my mom says he has to!" The third boy says, "Your grandpas are both bad at swimming! My grandpa started swimming in this pond 20 years ago, and he hasn't come out since!!!"
Thanks to: Jenny Zhang - Canada
rec.:Nov/30/2008 pub.:Dec/19/2008 sent:Apr/19/2013