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Ranking: 3.44 / 73
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,
"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one
knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking
up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
#3309    
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002    pub.:Mar/6/2002


Ranking: 3.76 / 50
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples'.
#22904    
Thanks to: Anne - Canada
rec.:Jun/25/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Oct/10/2013


Ranking: 3.55 / 62
A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
#3880    
Thanks to: unavalible - Warsaw - IN - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:May/10/2013


Ranking: 2.90 / 148
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied.
Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents: “There was this big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002    sent:Jul/11/2014


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