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Ranking: 3.02 / 140
Q: Why was the math book sad
A: Because it had too many problems
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Thanks to: lovely - USA.
rec.:Dec/3/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Jan/7/2013


Ranking: 2.88 / 170
For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
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Thanks to: Tiffany T
rec.:Aug/12/2000    pub.:Aug/12/2000    sent:May/7/2013


Ranking: 3.44 / 73
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,
"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one
knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking
up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002    pub.:Mar/6/2002


Ranking: 2.93 / 153
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He told his mother "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him.
The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman’s amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, “I know what Jeffrey’s' talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear'".
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Thanks to: Fielding Collins - Asheville - North Carolina - USA.
rec.:Feb/11/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:Jan/23/2015


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