Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.51 / 75
A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
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Thanks to: unavalible - Warsaw - IN - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Dec/2/2014


Ranking: 3.13 / 125
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" 
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
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Thanks to: Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/28/2001    pub.:Jul/28/2001    sent:Jul/9/2009


Ranking: 3.20 / 110
Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”
“Good idea,” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Apr/14/2014


Ranking: 2.87 / 184
For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
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Thanks to: Tiffany T
rec.:Aug/12/2000    pub.:Aug/12/2000    sent:May/11/2015


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