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Ranking: 3.19 / 100
Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”
“Good idea,” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Apr/14/2014


Ranking: 3.19 / 99
A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.
‘They use him to keep crowds back,’ said Tommy.
‘No,’ said Billy, ‘he’s just for good luck.’
Peter brought the argument to a close. ‘They use the dogs, he said firmly, to find the fire hydrants….'
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Sep/18/2011


Ranking: 3.55 / 62
A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
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Thanks to: unavalible - Warsaw - IN - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:May/10/2013


Ranking: 2.93 / 136
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied.
Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents: “There was this big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002    sent:Dec/11/2012


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