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A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied.
Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents: “There was this big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002    sent:Jul/11/2014


Ranking: 2.93 / 130
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He told his mother "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him.
The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman’s amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, “I know what Jeffrey’s' talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear'".
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Thanks to: Fielding Collins - Asheville - North Carolina - USA.
rec.:Feb/11/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:Dec/7/2012


Ranking: 2.76 / 122
Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Asked the teacher.
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. He replied
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2011    pub.:Jun/6/2011    sent:Feb/10/2013


Ranking: 2.83 / 103
Little Amy confided to her uncle, “When I grow up I’m going to marry the boy next door.”
“Why is that?”
“Cause I’m not allowed to cross the road.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Oct/9/2008


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