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Ranking: 3.11 / 66
Willy runs in and tells his mother youd better come out. Ive just knocked over the ladder at the side of the house. His mother says, go and tell your father, Im busy.
Willy says, Mom he already knows, hes hanging from the roof.
#21093    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Jul/17/2010


Ranking: 3.11 / 63
A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll.
When she came to the cash register she asked, What does this cost?"
"For a sweet little girl like you," replied the man (feeling generous)"I'll charge only one little kiss."
"Thanks" replied the tot. "Grandma said whatever it is, to charge it and she'll be by tomorrow to pay for it."
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Thanks to: Al Yoder - Millersburg - OH - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2003    pub.:Jul/9/2003    sent:Aug/15/2003


Ranking: 3.20 / 56
Q. What do you call a person who goes on talking when nobody listens?
A. A teacher!
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Thanks to: Salonee Kulkarni - Pune - Maharashtra - India
rec.:Jun/29/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002


Ranking: 3.43 / 42
Father: "Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school."
Son: "Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President."
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Thanks to: Emilio Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jun/18/1998    pub.:Jun/18/1998    sent:Jun/18/1998


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