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Ranking: 3.13 / 55
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
"I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday school, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


#15506    
Thanks to: Anne Njuguna - Kenya
rec.:Jul/14/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Oct/8/2005


Ranking: 2.74 / 96
A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother’s pregnancy. Finally the day of birth drew near and the girl overheard arrangements being made for her mother to go to the hospital. She looked at her mother with great puzzlement and said,
“Mom, I don’t understand. If they’re going to deliver the baby, why do you have to go to the hospital?”
#3961    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002    sent:May/28/2008


Ranking: 2.86 / 78
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, the policeman was interrupted by a 6 year-old looking up and down his uniform, she asked. “Are you a policeman? “Yes,” he answered and continued writing the report. “My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?” “Yes, that’s right, the policeman told her. “Well, then,” the little girl said as she extended her foot toward him, “would you please tie my shoe?”
#21925    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/21/2011    pub.:Apr/21/2011    sent:Mar/20/2012


Ranking: 3.02 / 62
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came,” he objected, “I didn’t catch a single fish.” “I’ll talk to her,” his mother said, “and I promise this time she won’t make any noise.”
“It wasn’t the noise, Mom,” the boy replied. “She ate all my bait.”
#21146    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:May/7/2011


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