Category: Kid Jokes



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Ranking: 3.14 / 51
A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up with a puzzled look and said, "Mom, stop joking. I know they're my feet!"
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Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Pembroke Pines - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/17/2000    pub.:Jan/17/2000    sent:Jan/17/2000


Ranking: 3.22 / 46
“Jenny!” screamed her mother, “why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?”
“I have to,” Jenny replied. “That’s where my canary is.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Sep/26/2005


Ranking: 2.93 / 67
A policeman parked his police van in from of the station, while gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking, and he saw a little boy staring in at him “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” the policeman replied. Puzzle, the boy looked at him and towards the back of the van.
Finally he asked; “What did he do?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2009    pub.:Oct/8/2009    sent:Feb/2/2011


Ranking: 2.95 / 64
Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 5-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/10/2010


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