Category: Kid Jokes



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Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?
A: To get to the shell station

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Thanks to: Leeler - USA.
rec.:Dec/17/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Feb/22/2006


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A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up with a puzzled look and said, "Mom, stop joking. I know they're my feet!"
#557    
Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Pembroke Pines - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/17/2000    pub.:Jan/17/2000    sent:Jan/17/2000


Ranking: 2.93 / 61
Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 5-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/10/2010


Ranking: 2.89 / 63
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/24/2010


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