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Ranking: 3.26 / 39
Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, “Oh, Ozzie, you’ve been in another fight.”
“But, Mom,” sniffled Ozzie, “I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy.”
‘Well,” said Mom, “that was brave. Who was the little boy?”
“Me, Mommy.”
#3913    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002


Ranking: 3.19 / 42
The three friends were walking home from school. “What shall we do this afternoon?” said one. “I know,” said the second, let’s spin a coin. If it comes down heads let’s go skating, and if it comes down tails let’s go swimming.” “And if it comes down on its edge,” said the third, “let’s stay in and do our homework!”

#6603    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002


Ranking: 2.80 / 69
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it."
#11608    
Thanks to: Dian Christine - Jakarta - DKI Jakarta - Indonesia
rec.:Nov/4/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Jun/24/2004


Ranking: 3.27 / 37
When the Smith family moved into their new house, a visiting grandparent asked five-year-old Tommy how he liked the new place.
“It’s great,” he said. “I have my own room Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.”
#15621    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/4/2005    pub.:Aug/4/2005    sent:Sep/9/2005


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