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When the Smith family moved into their new house, a visiting grandparent asked five-year-old Tommy how he liked the new place.
“It’s great,” he said. “I have my own room Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/4/2005    pub.:Aug/4/2005    sent:Sep/9/2005


Ranking: 2.67 / 82
A mother was talking to her three year-old daughter about animals.
The mother asked, "How does the cow sound?"
The three year old said, "Moo!"
The mother asked, "How does a duck sound?"
The three year old answered,"Quack!"
The mother asked, "How does a frog sound?"
The three year old said, "Bud!!!"
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Thanks to: Brenda Hawk - Greeneville - TN - USA.
rec.:Mar/13/1999    pub.:Mar/13/1999    sent:Aug/18/2008


Ranking: 2.89 / 57
A mom concerned about her kindergarten son's safety walking to school but not wanting to embarrass him, asked a neighbor if she would follow him but not too close for him to notice. The neighbor Mrs. Goodnest said no problem since she needed to take her toddler Marcy for a walk. The next day Mrs. Goodnest and her girl Marcy followed the boys. After a week of being followed a friend asked Timmy if he noticed the lady following them. Timmy said yes. His friend asked if he knew her. Timmy said yes, she is Shirley Goodnest and her daughter Marcy. His friend asked why was she following them. Timmy answered; well every night my mom makes me say the 23rd psalm with my prayers. In the psalm it says, “Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life" so I'll just have to get use to it.
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Thanks to: Sharon Bewick - Richmond - Mi - USA.
rec.:Nov/16/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Aug/6/2007


Ranking: 3.15 / 41
The three friends were walking home from school. “What shall we do this afternoon?” said one. “I know,” said the second, let’s spin a coin. If it comes down heads let’s go skating, and if it comes down tails let’s go swimming.” “And if it comes down on its edge,” said the third, “let’s stay in and do our homework!”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002


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