Ranking: 2.80 / 69
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it."
Thanks to: Dian Christine - Jakarta - DKI Jakarta - Indonesia
rec.:Nov/4/2003 pub.:Dec/10/2003 sent:Jun/24/2004
Ranking: 3.27 / 37
When the Smith family moved into their new house, a visiting grandparent asked five-year-old Tommy how he liked the new place.
“It’s great,” he said. “I have my own room Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/4/2005 pub.:Aug/4/2005 sent:Sep/9/2005
Ranking: 2.45 / 123
One cold winter day a boy was standing out side a shoe store praying to God for some socks or some shoes. Just them a lady walks up to him and says, "Is there something that I can help you with?" He looks down at his feet,and says "well, I would like some shoes."
She grabs his hand and takes him in to the shoe store. She asks for a dozen pair of socks and a pair of shoes. They sit down; get the socks and shoes on. As the woman is getting up to leave, the boy says thank you, and she tells him that if he ever needs anything else, to not to be afraid to ask. So he asks, "Are you Gods wife?"
Thanks to: matt pool - mead - washington - USA.
Ranking: 2.67 / 82
A mother was talking to her three year-old daughter about animals.
The mother asked, "How does the cow sound?"
The three year old said, "Moo!"
The mother asked, "How does a duck sound?"
The three year old answered,"Quack!"
The mother asked, "How does a frog sound?"
The three year old said, "Bud!!!"
Thanks to: Brenda Hawk - Greeneville - TN - USA.
rec.:Mar/13/1999 pub.:Mar/13/1999 sent:Aug/18/2008