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Ranking: 2.66 / 83
A mother was talking to her three year-old daughter about animals.
The mother asked, "How does the cow sound?"
The three year old said, "Moo!"
The mother asked, "How does a duck sound?"
The three year old answered,"Quack!"
The mother asked, "How does a frog sound?"
The three year old said, "Bud!!!"
Thanks to: Brenda Hawk - Greeneville - TN - USA.
rec.:Mar/13/1999    pub.:Mar/13/1999    sent:Aug/18/2008

Ranking: 2.96 / 53
A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand.
“Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked.
“Well, teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Oct/7/2004

Ranking: 2.82 / 65
One day two little boys were arguing about religion. The one boy said Protestants are better than Catholics. The other boy said Catholics were better than Protestants. The one Protestant boy said, "Oh Yeah. I bet you don't even know the lord's middle name". The Catholic boy says, "The Lord doesn't have a middle name". "Oh yes he does" said the Protestant boy. The Catholic says, "Ok what is it"? The little Protestant boy says, "That's easy". Haven't you ever said the Lord's Prayer where it says, "Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
Thanks to: Donna Wells - South San Francisco - CA - USA.
rec.:Oct/23/2006    pub.:Oct/25/2006    sent:Jan/21/2007

Ranking: 2.94 / 54
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
At one house a small boy answered the door. “Tell me, young man, “said the politician,
“Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?”
“Neither,” said the child, “she’s in the bathroom.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002

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