Ranking: 2.80 / 64
One day two little boys were arguing about religion. The one boy said Protestants are better than Catholics. The other boy said Catholics were better than Protestants. The one Protestant boy said, "Oh Yeah. I bet you don't even know the lord's middle name". The Catholic boy says, "The Lord doesn't have a middle name". "Oh yes he does" said the Protestant boy. The Catholic says, "Ok what is it"? The little Protestant boy says, "That's easy". Haven't you ever said the Lord's Prayer where it says, "Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
Thanks to: Donna Wells - South San Francisco - CA - USA.
rec.:Oct/23/2006 pub.:Oct/25/2006 sent:Jan/21/2007
Ranking: 2.96 / 50
Little Tim, a 5 year old called 911 and very softly said: "hello”. Officer Pam asked: are your parents there? Little Tim answered: "yes, their busy", the police, the fire department are here and they are busy”
Officer Pam said, so son your telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are there and they are all busy?
Little Tim: "yes"
Officer Pam: What are they all doing
Little Tim: "Looking for me"
Thanks to: TIMOTHY.klima - tampa - florida - USA.
Ranking: 2.98 / 48
A little girl was eating a doughnut on her way to church. Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she prayed," God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere else? Thank you!" Then she went inside. When the priest said," God is here, God is there, and God is everywhere!" The little girl said,” You are wrong! God is outside watching my doughnut!"
Thanks to: Hannah - New Orleans - Louisiana - USA.
Ranking: 2.70 / 71
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/21/2010 pub.:Jan/21/2010 sent:Feb/1/2010