Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 2.94 / 54
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
At one house a small boy answered the door. “Tell me, young man, “said the politician,
“Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?”
“Neither,” said the child, “she’s in the bathroom.”
#3908    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002


Ranking: 2.94 / 54
Three small kids were bragging about how tough they were. “I’m so tough”, said the first little boy, “that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week.” The second little boy said, “I’m so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day.” “That’s nothing”, said the third child. “When my parents take me to see my Grandma and Grandpa, I can wear them out in an hour."
#20441    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Sep/25/2009


Ranking: 3.42 / 31
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
#329    
Thanks to: Rafael Ortiz
rec.:May/14/1999    pub.:May/14/1999    sent:May/14/1999


Ranking: 2.77 / 69
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
As her dad donned his tuxedo she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”
“And why not, darling?” he asked.
“You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”


#19022    
Thanks to: Kelly - Australia
rec.:Apr/16/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Mar/15/2009


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