Category: Kid Jokes

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to
"Honor thy Father and thy Mother," she asked, "is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered,"Thou shall not kill."

My son's kindergarten class was asked to draw self-portraits for a class
project. My son of course followed the instructions but as he proudly
passed in his "Monet” the teacher was astonished - He had drawn himself
Naked... The Teacher called him to her desk and asked "Jordan, What is this?"
He replied, "If you don't know what it is then I'm not going to tell you."

Doug had just formed his own rock band, and his little brother said one day,
“Doug, I wish you and your band could be on TV!”
“You think we’re good, eh?”
“Then I could turn you off!”

A father often read Bible stories to his young children. One day he read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was tuned to salt.” His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”