Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 2.84 / 57
A father often read Bible stories to his young children. One day he read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was tuned to salt.” His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2006    pub.:Apr/29/2006    sent:Jan/22/2007

Ranking: 2.92 / 51
A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand.
“Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked.
“Well, teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Oct/7/2004

Ranking: 2.92 / 51
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
At one house a small boy answered the door. “Tell me, young man, “said the politician,
“Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?”
“Neither,” said the child, “she’s in the bathroom.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002

Ranking: 2.73 / 67
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
As her dad donned his tuxedo she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”
“And why not, darling?” he asked.
“You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”

Thanks to: Kelly - Australia
rec.:Apr/16/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Mar/15/2009

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