Ranking: 2.94 / 54
Three small kids were bragging about how tough they were. “I’m so tough”, said the first little boy, “that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week.” The second little boy said, “I’m so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day.” “That’s nothing”, said the third child. “When my parents take me to see my Grandma and Grandpa, I can wear them out in an hour."
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009 pub.:Sep/2/2009 sent:Sep/25/2009
Ranking: 3.42 / 31
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Thanks to: Rafael Ortiz
rec.:May/14/1999 pub.:May/14/1999 sent:May/14/1999
Ranking: 2.77 / 69
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
As her dad donned his tuxedo she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”
“And why not, darling?” he asked.
“You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”
Thanks to: Kelly - Australia
rec.:Apr/16/2008 pub.:May/8/2008 sent:Mar/15/2009
Ranking: 3.38 / 32
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to
"Honor thy Father and thy Mother," she asked, "is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered,"Thou shall not kill."
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.