Category: Kid Jokes



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Ranking: 2.70 / 71
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/21/2010    pub.:Jan/21/2010    sent:Feb/1/2010


Ranking: 2.84 / 57
A father often read Bible stories to his young children. One day he read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was tuned to salt.” His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2006    pub.:Apr/29/2006    sent:Jan/22/2007


Ranking: 2.92 / 51
A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand.
“Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked.
“Well, teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Oct/7/2004


Ranking: 2.73 / 67
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
As her dad donned his tuxedo she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”
“And why not, darling?” he asked.
“You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”


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Thanks to: Kelly - Australia
rec.:Apr/16/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Mar/15/2009


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