Category: Kid Jokes



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Ranking: 3.32 / 31
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to
"Honor thy Father and thy Mother," she asked, "is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered,"Thou shall not kill."
#3310    
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002    pub.:Feb/24/2002


Ranking: 2.87 / 52
Doug had just formed his own rock band, and his little brother said one day,
“Doug, I wish you and your band could be on TV!”
“You think we’re good, eh?”
“Then I could turn you off!”
#13280    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Jun/4/2007


Ranking: 3.11 / 38
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy
Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me
catch him."
#3311    
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002    pub.:Feb/24/2002


Ranking: 2.79 / 57
Bill was showing Joe the family album, and came across a picture of himself and his wife on their wedding day. “Was that the day Mommy came to work for us?” Joe asked.
#21096    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Aug/2/2010


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