Ranking: 2.83 / 58
Bill was showing Joe the family album, and came across a picture of himself and his wife on their wedding day. “Was that the day Mommy came to work for us?” Joe asked.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010 pub.:Apr/28/2010 sent:Aug/2/2010
Ranking: 3.56 / 25
Little Jimmy's mother was serving prunes for dessert, but little Jimmy didn't like prunes one little bit! He grumbled and complained and absolutely refused to eat them. Mother was very cross and told Jimmy that God would be very angry if he didn't eat his prunes. Still he wouldn't eat them, so in desperation, mother sent him to his room. Later in the evening a fierce thunderstorm blew up. There was much thunder and lightning. Feeling somewhat sorry for little Jimmy and thinking that he might be afraid of the storm, mother went up to his room. When she opened the door, Jimmy was kneeling looking out the window. Mother heard him say, "Gee whiz, God, all this just for two measly prunes?"
Thanks to: Laurel Watt - Canberra - ACT - Australia
Ranking: 3.37 / 30
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Thanks to: Rafael Ortiz
rec.:May/14/1999 pub.:May/14/1999 sent:May/14/1999
Ranking: 3.32 / 31
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to
"Honor thy Father and thy Mother," she asked, "is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered,"Thou shall not kill."
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.