Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 2.71 / 73
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/21/2010    pub.:Jan/21/2010    sent:Feb/1/2010

Ranking: 2.80 / 64
One day two little boys were arguing about religion. The one boy said Protestants are better than Catholics. The other boy said Catholics were better than Protestants. The one Protestant boy said, "Oh Yeah. I bet you don't even know the lord's middle name". The Catholic boy says, "The Lord doesn't have a middle name". "Oh yes he does" said the Protestant boy. The Catholic says, "Ok what is it"? The little Protestant boy says, "That's easy". Haven't you ever said the Lord's Prayer where it says, "Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
Thanks to: Donna Wells - South San Francisco - CA - USA.
rec.:Oct/23/2006    pub.:Oct/25/2006    sent:Jan/21/2007

Ranking: 2.96 / 50
Little Tim, a 5 year old called 911 and very softly said: "hello”. Officer Pam asked: are your parents there? Little Tim answered: "yes, their busy", the police, the fire department are here and they are busy”
Officer Pam said, so son your telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are there and they are all busy?
Little Tim: "yes"
Officer Pam: What are they all doing
Little Tim: "Looking for me"
Thanks to: TIMOTHY.klima - tampa - florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002

Ranking: 2.94 / 51
Hearing a scream from the playroom, the mother rushed in and found her infant daughter pulling the hair of her four-year-old bother. After separating them, the mother said to her son, “Don’t be upset with your sister, honey. She didn’t know she was hurting you.”
No sooner had the mother returned to he chores than she heard more screaming. This time she rushed in and found the baby crying. “Now what happened?” she asked.
“Nothing,” said the boy, “except that now she knows.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Oct/11/2003

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