Category: Kid Jokes



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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? ..................... To visit Pluto
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Thanks to: ramses - wichita - kansas - USA.
rec.:Mar/11/2004    pub.:Mar/19/2004    sent:Mar/27/2014


Ranking: 3.79 / 246
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
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Thanks to: Mike - USA.
rec.:Jul/27/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Apr/3/2013


Ranking: 3.31 / 408
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, gee, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor! Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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Thanks to: Charlene Repsis
rec.:Aug/7/1999    pub.:Aug/7/1999    sent:Mar/25/2013


Ranking: 3.37 / 358
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”
“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”
“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002    sent:Mar/18/2013


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