Ranking: 3.30 / 137
A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.
"What are you doing?" asked his mom.
"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."
Thanks to: Aaliyah Jones - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2005 pub.:Apr/1/2005 sent:Dec/4/2012
Ranking: 3.51 / 97
Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And they want money!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009 pub.:Sep/2/2009 sent:Sep/19/2011
Ranking: 3.70 / 76
A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," answered the policeman.
"Well," wondered the child, "why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
Thanks to: Rafael Ortiz
rec.:Nov/19/1999 pub.:Nov/19/1999 sent:Nov/19/1999
Ranking: 3.33 / 122
A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.
The teacher asked if it was alive or dead.
The little boy said that it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said , "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'psst!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2000 pub.:Jul/14/2000 sent:Dec/10/2010