Category: Kid Jokes



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Ranking: 3.30 / 137
A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.
"What are you doing?" asked his mom.
"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."
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Thanks to: Aaliyah Jones - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:Dec/4/2012


Ranking: 3.52 / 98
Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And they want money!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Sep/19/2011


Ranking: 3.31 / 131
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.
She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"
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Thanks to: Carolyn Dolter
rec.:Jul/28/1999    pub.:Jul/28/1999    sent:Apr/17/2014


Ranking: 3.70 / 77
A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," answered the policeman.
"Well," wondered the child, "why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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Thanks to: Rafael Ortiz
rec.:Nov/19/1999    pub.:Nov/19/1999    sent:Nov/19/1999


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