Category: Kid Jokes



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Ranking: 3.32 / 124
A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.
The teacher asked if it was alive or dead.
The little boy said that it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said , "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'psst!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
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Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2000    pub.:Jul/14/2000    sent:Dec/10/2010


Ranking: 3.18 / 151
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/20/2002    pub.:Mar/20/2002    sent:May/1/2003


Ranking: 3.65 / 78
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
#409    
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/1999    pub.:Aug/8/1999    sent:Aug/8/1999


Ranking: 3.60 / 82
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'" 
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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Thanks to: Kathy L. Watkins - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Jan/24/2000    pub.:Jan/24/2000    sent:Feb/1/2013


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