Ranking: 3.31 / 126
A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.
The teacher asked if it was alive or dead.
The little boy said that it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said , "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'psst!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2000 pub.:Jul/14/2000 sent:Dec/10/2010
Ranking: 3.25 / 138
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
Thanks to: James Cusik
rec.:Jun/8/1998 pub.:Jun/8/1998 sent:Jun/8/2011
Ranking: 3.66 / 79
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/1999 pub.:Aug/8/1999 sent:Aug/8/1999
Ranking: 3.18 / 151
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/20/2002 pub.:Mar/20/2002 sent:May/1/2003