Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 2.38 / 81

What did the young Arnold Schwarzenegger state, when attending music school in Austria, after turning down the chance to become another Beethoven, Mozart or Chopin? What did he say?

"I'll be Bach."
Thanks to: Karen Peralta - Duvall - WA - USA.
rec.:Dec/5/2005    pub.:Jan/6/2006    sent:Dec/4/2006

Ranking: 2.94 / 35
Top 10 signs your presidential candidate is under-qualified 
10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii. 
9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing." 
8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy." 
7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares. 
6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut. 
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?" 
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?" 
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all. 
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!" 
….. and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified.. 
1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a LIFELINE. 
Thanks to: - Pembroke - Pines Florida - USA.
rec.:Mar/14/2000    pub.:Mar/14/2000    sent:Mar/14/2000

Ranking: 3.38 / 21
Two Irishmen were talking: The first asks, "Connor, you know that guy Trump who is running for President?" Connor says, “I do Sean, I do." "Well", says Sean, "The next time he gets up to talk, I'd like to see someone throw a shoe at his head". "Now, now, you know you're not supposed to wish harm on anyone", says Connor. "Oh!” says Sean, "I'm not wishing him harm, and I just want to see Donald duck."
Thanks to: Gene Manley - Pasadena - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015    sent:Sep/9/2015

Ranking: 2.28 / 87
A politician was walking home from the county courthouse the evening of Election Day when he came upon a young boy sitting on the curb, bawling his eyes out.
"Why are you crying?" the politician asked.
"My dad died," the boy replied.
"That's terrible, when did it happen?"
"Five years ago," the boy said.
"Five years ago? And you are still this upset?"
"It's not that," the boy said. "It's just that my dad voted today, but he didn't come to see me."
Thanks to: Ego Nemo - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2009    pub.:Jan/4/2010    sent:Jan/18/2010

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