Category: Political Jokes



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Ranking: 2.48 / 44
Q. What is the true definition of a diplomat?
A. It is a person who can tell someone to go to Hell and they would look forward to the trip.
#17949    
Thanks to: Lou F. - USA.
rec.:Apr/24/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Jul/7/2008


Ranking: 2.61 / 36
Question: What do you get when you play a country and western record backwards?
Answer: You get your dog back, your car back and your wife loves you again!
#240    
Thanks to: Bruce Wilson - Melbourne - Victoria - Australia
rec.:Jan/26/1999    pub.:Jan/26/1999    sent:Jan/26/1999


Ranking: 2.34 / 47
Q. What is a conservative?
A. A conservative is an X-liberal that got mugged.
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Thanks to: Antonio DaSilva - Yonkers - NY - USA.
rec.:Nov/19/2002    pub.:Mar/28/2003


Ranking: 2.37 / 38
Two old-time political aides are walking through a shabby, overgrown cemetery, writing down names from the headstones.
One of the men works very fast, stopping only by upright stones where he can read the names clearly.
The other works deliberately, gone from one stone to the next, kneeling down and clearing away the grass and wiping away the grime in order to see the name clearly.
"Why are you spending so much time doing that?" the first man asked.
"I'll tell you," the second man said. "This is a free country with a Constitution and everything. Each one of the people has as much right as the next to cast his vote."
#20725    
Thanks to: Ego Nemo - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2009    pub.:Jan/4/2010    sent:Jan/13/2010


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