Ranking: 2.76 / 21
A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?"
A student answered, "The First Pet?"
The teacher then asked, "Why?"
The student explained, "Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his wellbeing before the voters', cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Airforce One first."
Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Jul/7/2013
Ranking: 2.05 / 60
When the maintenance men removed the 10 Commandments from the courthouse, nobody said anything - until the statue fell off the dolly and cracked a little. Everybody yelled, "Run!"
Thanks to: Fred Imel - Oklahoma City - OK - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/28/2003 pub.:Sep/12/2003 sent:Apr/5/2004
Ranking: 2.16 / 44
Q: How many Stalinists would it have taken to change a light bulb during the first 5 year plan?
A: None, for if the light bulb needed changing then comrade Stalin -- the most wonderous man alive and the embodiment of all that we Marxist-Leninist-Stalinists hold dear and aspire to -- would have foreseen the fact that the light bulb needed changing and so organized the 5 year plan to replace the light bulb before it needed changing from the vast stock of light bulbs which the plan had produced -- stocks in excess of the amount originally planned, for the workers were inspired by their love of Stalin and the Socialist Motherland to work harder and produce more, using less!
Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Feb/8/2001 pub.:Feb/8/2001 sent:Feb/8/2001
Ranking: 2.09 / 47
“What do you think of Red China?” One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the other woman. “I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white tablecloth.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005 pub.:Jun/24/2005 sent:Jul/20/2005