Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 2.76 / 21
A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?"
A student answered, "The First Pet?"
The teacher then asked, "Why?"
The student explained, "Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his wellbeing before the voters', cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Airforce One first."
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Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jul/7/2013


Ranking: 2.05 / 60
When the maintenance men removed the 10 Commandments from the courthouse, nobody said anything - until the statue fell off the dolly and cracked a little. Everybody yelled, "Run!"
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Thanks to: Fred Imel - Oklahoma City - OK - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/28/2003    pub.:Sep/12/2003    sent:Apr/5/2004


Ranking: 2.83 / 18
Q: Who is the opposite of a Supreme Court Justice?
A: Antonym Scalia
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Thanks to: Kendrick P Caranicas - North Hollywood - CA - USA.
rec.:Sep/9/2013    pub.:Nov/5/2013


Ranking: 2.50 / 26
Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?
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Thanks to: Joe G - Johnson City - TN - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2012    pub.:Mar/28/2013    sent:May/24/2013


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