Category: Political Jokes



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Ranking: 3.07 / 14
Q: Who is the opposite of a Supreme Court Justice?
A: Antonym Scalia
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Thanks to: Kendrick P Caranicas - North Hollywood - CA - USA.
rec.:Sep/9/2013    pub.:Nov/5/2013


Ranking: 2.09 / 47
“What do you think of Red China?” One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the other woman. “I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white tablecloth.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005    pub.:Jun/24/2005    sent:Jul/20/2005


Ranking: 2.48 / 25
Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?
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Thanks to: Joe G - Johnson City - TN - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2012    pub.:Mar/28/2013    sent:May/24/2013


Ranking: 2.65 / 20
A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?"
A student answered, "The First Pet?"
The teacher then asked, "Why?"
The student explained, "Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his wellbeing before the voters', cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Airforce One first."
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Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jul/7/2013


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