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Ranking: 2.09 / 47
“What do you think of Red China?” One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the other woman. “I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white tablecloth.”
#15398    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005    pub.:Jun/24/2005    sent:Jul/20/2005


Ranking: 2.20 / 35
The economy is so bad that:CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/9/2010    pub.:Feb/9/2010    sent:Jul/8/2010


Ranking: 1.56 / 150
America's First Law of Motion:
An object in motion tends to stay in motion, and an object tends to stay at rest, unless an external force acts upon the object.
Meaning
America tends to go its way unless acted upon by Osama.

America's Second Law of Motion:
The acceleration of a body is proportional to the force applied on it.
Meaning
The number of sleeping pills an American takes is directly proportional to the number of video tapes Osama releases.

America's Third Law of Motion:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Meaning
For every death of an American, there is a death of an afghan.
#2857    
Thanks to: Arvind Ramanujam - Chennai - India
rec.:Jan/11/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002


Ranking: 3.75 / 8
If pros are opposite of cons; that means congress is the opposite of progress.
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Thanks to: Zalman rubin - Miami - Fl - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2012    pub.:May/28/2013


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