Category: Political Jokes



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Ranking: 2.48 / 25
Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?
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Thanks to: Joe G - Johnson City - TN - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2012    pub.:Mar/28/2013    sent:May/24/2013


Ranking: 2.93 / 15
Q: Who is the opposite of a Supreme Court Justice?
A: Antonym Scalia
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Thanks to: Kendrick P Caranicas - North Hollywood - CA - USA.
rec.:Sep/9/2013    pub.:Nov/5/2013


Ranking: 2.20 / 35
The economy is so bad that:CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

#20883    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/9/2010    pub.:Feb/9/2010    sent:Jul/8/2010


Ranking: 1.56 / 150
America's First Law of Motion:
An object in motion tends to stay in motion, and an object tends to stay at rest, unless an external force acts upon the object.
Meaning
America tends to go its way unless acted upon by Osama.

America's Second Law of Motion:
The acceleration of a body is proportional to the force applied on it.
Meaning
The number of sleeping pills an American takes is directly proportional to the number of video tapes Osama releases.

America's Third Law of Motion:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Meaning
For every death of an American, there is a death of an afghan.
#2857    
Thanks to: Arvind Ramanujam - Chennai - India
rec.:Jan/11/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002


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