Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 2.65 / 20
A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?"
A student answered, "The First Pet?"
The teacher then asked, "Why?"
The student explained, "Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his wellbeing before the voters', cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Airforce One first."
Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jul/7/2013

Ranking: 2.09 / 43
Q: How many Stalinists would it have taken to change a light bulb during the first 5 year plan?
A: None, for if the light bulb needed changing then comrade Stalin -- the most wonderous man alive and the embodiment of all that we Marxist-Leninist-Stalinists hold dear and aspire to -- would have foreseen the fact that the light bulb needed changing and so organized the 5 year plan to replace the light bulb before it needed changing from the vast stock of light bulbs which the plan had produced -- stocks in excess of the amount originally planned, for the workers were inspired by their love of Stalin and the Socialist Motherland to work harder and produce more, using less!
Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Feb/8/2001    pub.:Feb/8/2001    sent:Feb/8/2001

Ranking: 1.54 / 149
America's First Law of Motion:
An object in motion tends to stay in motion, and an object tends to stay at rest, unless an external force acts upon the object.
America tends to go its way unless acted upon by Osama.

America's Second Law of Motion:
The acceleration of a body is proportional to the force applied on it.
The number of sleeping pills an American takes is directly proportional to the number of video tapes Osama releases.

America's Third Law of Motion:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
For every death of an American, there is a death of an afghan.
Thanks to: Arvind Ramanujam - Chennai - India
rec.:Jan/11/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002

Ranking: 3.86 / 7
If pros are opposite of cons; that means congress is the opposite of progress.
Thanks to: Zalman rubin - Miami - Fl - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2012    pub.:May/28/2013

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