Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 3.19 / 77
Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster.
“There is most certainly a difference,” said one. “If the cook suddenly died and we couldn’t have our dinner that would be a misfortune __ but certainly not a disaster. On the other hand, if a cruise ship carrying the Congress was to sink in the middle of the ocean, that would be a disaster __ but by no stretch of the imagination would it be a misfortune
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010    pub.:Sep/1/2010    sent:May/8/2011

Ranking: 3.21 / 56
Discussing the environment with his friend, John asked, “Which of our natural resources do you think will become exhausted first?” “The taxpayer,” replied his friend.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/12/2010    pub.:May/12/2010    sent:Feb/25/2011

Ranking: 3.24 / 50
Christopher Columbus was the first ever-successful politician of the world because he didn’t know where he was going, he didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did all of it only on borrowed money!
Thanks to: sriraga - sivaganga - tamilnadu - India
rec.:Feb/8/2003    pub.:May/8/2003

Ranking: 2.85 / 84
Tony Blair and George W Bush had been sent to hell. The Devil had prepared two cells for them. Tony Blair walked into this dingy cold room that had rats running all over it. The Devil said, "Tony Blair, this is your eternal punishment!" George W Bush was not looking forward to his cell, so imagine his surprise when he entered a beautiful pink room with Pamela Anderson inside. The Devil announced, "Pamela Anderson, this is your eternal punishment!"
Thanks to: Sparky - London - United Kingdom
rec.:Jun/11/2002    pub.:Aug/24/2002

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