Category: Doctors Jokes



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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”
#16804    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/10/2006    pub.:May/10/2006    sent:Sep/26/2012


Ranking: 2.98 / 140
A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”
#18456    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/18/2007    pub.:Oct/18/2007    sent:Feb/21/2013


Ranking: 3.29 / 83
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
#103    
Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/23/1998    pub.:Jul/23/1998    sent:Aug/30/2014


Ranking: 2.85 / 117
Peter says. Doctor, I see double!
Sit on the chair please the doctor says.
Which one? Peter replied.
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Thanks to: jagpal - mohali - punjab - India
rec.:Sep/25/2010    pub.:Oct/26/2010    sent:Dec/10/2012


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