Category: Doctors Jokes



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A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”
#11557    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Aug/21/2013


Ranking: 2.95 / 144
Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall and asks each one of the patients to try and open the door for him as part of the test. Seven of them rushed out and attempted to open the door on the wall. The doctor was disappointed with the results but never the less call on the last one who was still sitting down and asked him why didn’t he stand up and try to open the door with the others. The eighth man replied: “because I was holding the key to the door”
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Thanks to: Osagie Oziegbe - Warri - Delta state - Nigeria
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:May/7/2003    sent:Apr/12/2014


Ranking: 3.29 / 73
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
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Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/23/1998    pub.:Jul/23/1998    sent:Nov/26/2012


Ranking: 2.85 / 117
Peter says. Doctor, I see double!
Sit on the chair please the doctor says.
Which one? Peter replied.
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Thanks to: jagpal - mohali - punjab - India
rec.:Sep/25/2010    pub.:Oct/26/2010    sent:Dec/10/2012


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