Category: Doctors Jokes



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A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”
#11557    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Aug/21/2013


Ranking: 3.33 / 84
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/10/2006    pub.:May/10/2006    sent:Sep/26/2012


Ranking: 3.29 / 83
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
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Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/23/1998    pub.:Jul/23/1998    sent:Aug/30/2014


Ranking: 2.85 / 117
Peter says. Doctor, I see double!
Sit on the chair please the doctor says.
Which one? Peter replied.
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Thanks to: jagpal - mohali - punjab - India
rec.:Sep/25/2010    pub.:Oct/26/2010    sent:Dec/10/2012


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