Category: Doctors Jokes



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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

#20270    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Jul/28/2009


Ranking: 2.46 / 138
A Man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on his back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!" "Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you're doing?" The man said, "Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!"
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Thanks to: Ashley - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2002    pub.:Nov/12/2002    sent:Nov/8/2007


Ranking: 2.71 / 87
After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?
The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.”
#18805    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/30/2008    pub.:Jan/30/2008    sent:Feb/20/2009


Ranking: 3.08 / 51
A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before.
The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. “I hurt,” the man said.
“You don’t know how it feels.” “I know exactly how it feels,” the doctor said. “I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. There’s no difference in our operations.” “Oh yes there is,” said the patient. “You had a different surgeon.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/10/2006    pub.:May/10/2006    sent:Jul/16/2006


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