Category: Doctors Jokes



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A Man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on his back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!" "Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you're doing?" The man said, "Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!"
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Thanks to: Ashley - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2002    pub.:Nov/12/2002    sent:Nov/8/2007


Ranking: 2.88 / 65
A doctor taking care of his last appointment of the day gives this man a thorough exam and finds him in optimal health. As the man is going out the door, he had a heart attack and died. The doctor looks at the man and tells the nurse, “help me turn him around to it looks like he was just coming in.”
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Thanks to: K Meyer - NC - USA.
rec.:Mar/19/2007    pub.:Apr/5/2007    sent:Jul/7/2007


Ranking: 2.78 / 74
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Jul/28/2009


Ranking: 2.69 / 86
After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?
The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/30/2008    pub.:Jan/30/2008    sent:Feb/20/2009


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