Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 2.79 / 76
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

#20270    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Jul/28/2009


Ranking: 2.83 / 71
A man who had come out of a complicated abdominal surgery was complaining of having a bump on his head and a terrible headache. The nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post operative shock, spoke to the surgeon about it. The doctor assured the nurse, “don’t worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway into the operation we ran out of anesthetic.”

#18878    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/2008    pub.:Feb/26/2008    sent:Mar/22/2008


Ranking: 2.70 / 87
Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.
#20268    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Feb/23/2010


Ranking: 2.82 / 72
What’s wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled.”
“I can’t figure out exactly what’s wrong with you. I think it’s the result of heavy drinking.”
“Well then, I’ll just come back when you’re sober.”
#11400    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2003    pub.:Oct/21/2003    sent:Jan/5/2004


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