Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 3.08 / 51
A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before.
The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. “I hurt,” the man said.
“You don’t know how it feels.” “I know exactly how it feels,” the doctor said. “I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. There’s no difference in our operations.” “Oh yes there is,” said the patient. “You had a different surgeon.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/10/2006    pub.:May/10/2006    sent:Jul/16/2006

Ranking: 2.83 / 71
A man who had come out of a complicated abdominal surgery was complaining of having a bump on his head and a terrible headache. The nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post operative shock, spoke to the surgeon about it. The doctor assured the nurse, “don’t worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway into the operation we ran out of anesthetic.”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/2008    pub.:Feb/26/2008    sent:Mar/22/2008

Ranking: 2.70 / 87
Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:Feb/23/2010

Ranking: 2.82 / 72
What’s wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled.”
“I can’t figure out exactly what’s wrong with you. I think it’s the result of heavy drinking.”
“Well then, I’ll just come back when you’re sober.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2003    pub.:Oct/21/2003    sent:Jan/5/2004

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