Category: Doctors Jokes

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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:May/2/2004

Ranking: 3.10 / 40
Did you hear about the man in the hospital who's doctor came into his room an said "I have some bad and good news for you". The man said; “What is the bad news? The doctor said; "We need to cut off both your legs”. The man said, “What is the good news”. The doctor answered, “The man in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers!
Thanks to: Gerry p. Gamble - USA.
rec.:Jul/13/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Aug/20/2005

Ranking: 2.87 / 52
“But doctor,” lamented the young husband in counseling, “whenever Sue and I quarrel, she becomes historical.” “You mean, hysterical,” said the doctor.
“No, historical. She is always digging up my past.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Apr/17/2006

Ranking: 2.65 / 71
This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor. "Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions". The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you’re going to be having triplets!" Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?" The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"
Thanks to: Daniel Stein - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/9/2003

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