Category: Doctors Jokes



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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:May/2/2004


Ranking: 3.10 / 40
Did you hear about the man in the hospital who's doctor came into his room an said "I have some bad and good news for you". The man said; “What is the bad news? The doctor said; "We need to cut off both your legs”. The man said, “What is the good news”. The doctor answered, “The man in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers!
#15505    
Thanks to: Gerry p. Gamble - USA.
rec.:Jul/13/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Aug/20/2005


Ranking: 2.66 / 70
This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor. "Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions". The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you’re going to be having triplets!" Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?" The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"
#10611    
Thanks to: Daniel Stein - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/9/2003


Ranking: 2.62 / 74
The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out of here cured after only three sessions, you are crazy.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Aug/28/2006


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