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Ranking: 2.30 / 129

"Doctor! There's fly in the ointment!"
"Yes, I know, he's recovering from a nasty soup-burn."

#17020

Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/12/2006 pub.:Jul/17/2006 sent:Aug/11/2006

Ranking: 3.05 / 39

Did you hear about the man in the hospital who's doctor came into his room an said "I have some bad and good news for you". The man said; “What is the bad news? The doctor said; "We need to cut off both your legs”. The man said, “What is the good news”. The doctor answered, “The man in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers!

#15505

Thanks to: Gerry p. Gamble - USA.
rec.:Jul/13/2005 pub.:Jul/18/2005 sent:Aug/20/2005

Ranking: 2.63 / 70

The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out of here cured after only three sessions, you are crazy.”

#15879

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005 pub.:Oct/11/2005 sent:Aug/28/2006

Ranking: 2.60 / 73

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.

#11293

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003 pub.:Oct/8/2003 sent:May/2/2004

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