Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 3.17 / 30
I have this big problem, doctor – everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …
- That’s stupid, in my opinion – frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy ...
- Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!
#23347    
Thanks to: Sabbatical - Russia
rec.:Feb/21/2013    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Jul/3/2013


Ranking: 3.00 / 36
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
#22900    
Thanks to: Stan - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jun/2/2013


Ranking: 2.39 / 87
A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one's right
And in his right brain nothing's left
#10555    
Thanks to: Sherwin Aquino - San Juan, Metro Manila - Philippines
rec.:Jul/24/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/24/2003


Ranking: 2.75 / 48
It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor’s door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. “WELL?” he shouted.
“No,” moaned the man. “Sick.”
#20867    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/2/2010    pub.:Feb/2/2010    sent:Jul/6/2010


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