Ranking: 3.00 / 36
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
Thanks to: Stan - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Jun/2/2013
Ranking: 2.75 / 48
It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor’s door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. “WELL?” he shouted.
“No,” moaned the man. “Sick.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/2/2010 pub.:Feb/2/2010 sent:Jul/6/2010
Ranking: 2.49 / 71
A man goes to see his doctor because of a problem he is having concerning his memory. The man tells the doctor "I have been having lots of problems remembering things that happened in the past couple of hours, you know, my short term memory." The doctor replies "How long has this been going on?” The puzzled man looks back at the doctor and says "How long has what been going on?"
Thanks to: Tom - USA.
rec.:Jan/14/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Mar/9/2004
Ranking: 2.39 / 84
A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Aug/20/2003 pub.:Sep/12/2003 sent:Nov/8/2003