Ranking: 3.17 / 30
I have this big problem, doctor – everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …
- That’s stupid, in my opinion – frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy ...
- Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!
Thanks to: Sabbatical - Russia
rec.:Feb/21/2013 pub.:Jun/21/2013 sent:Jul/3/2013
Ranking: 3.00 / 36
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
Thanks to: Stan - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Jun/2/2013
Ranking: 2.39 / 87
A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one's right
And in his right brain nothing's left
Thanks to: Sherwin Aquino - San Juan, Metro Manila - Philippines
rec.:Jul/24/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Sep/24/2003
Ranking: 2.75 / 48
It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor’s door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. “WELL?” he shouted.
“No,” moaned the man. “Sick.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/2/2010 pub.:Feb/2/2010 sent:Jul/6/2010