Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 2.39 / 84
A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
#10832    
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Aug/20/2003    pub.:Sep/12/2003    sent:Nov/8/2003


Ranking: 3.14 / 29
I have this big problem, doctor – everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …
- That’s stupid, in my opinion – frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy ...
- Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!
#23347    
Thanks to: Sabbatical - Russia
rec.:Feb/21/2013    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Jul/3/2013


Ranking: 2.92 / 36
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
#100    
Thanks to: Soledad Alarcón - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/20/1998    pub.:Jul/20/1998    sent:Jul/20/1998


Ranking: 2.21 / 107
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday.
Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
#16021    
Thanks to: Mandy - Madagascar
rec.:Nov/10/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Oct/10/2006


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