Ranking: 2.39 / 84
A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Aug/20/2003 pub.:Sep/12/2003 sent:Nov/8/2003
Ranking: 3.14 / 29
I have this big problem, doctor – everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …
- That’s stupid, in my opinion – frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy ...
- Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!
Thanks to: Sabbatical - Russia
rec.:Feb/21/2013 pub.:Jun/21/2013 sent:Jul/3/2013
Ranking: 2.21 / 107
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday.
Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Thanks to: Mandy - Madagascar
rec.:Nov/10/2005 pub.:Dec/22/2005 sent:Oct/10/2006
Ranking: 2.19 / 113
A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."
Thanks to: Dave F.
rec.:Jun/20/2000 pub.:Jun/20/2000 sent:Jun/20/2000