Ranking: 2.39 / 82
A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Aug/20/2003 pub.:Sep/12/2003 sent:Nov/8/2003
Ranking: 2.47 / 70
A man goes to see his doctor because of a problem he is having concerning his memory. The man tells the doctor "I have been having lots of problems remembering things that happened in the past couple of hours, you know, my short term memory." The doctor replies "How long has this been going on?” The puzzled man looks back at the doctor and says "How long has what been going on?"
Thanks to: Tom - USA.
rec.:Jan/14/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Mar/9/2004
Ranking: 2.19 / 113
A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."
Thanks to: Dave F.
rec.:Jun/20/2000 pub.:Jun/20/2000 sent:Jun/20/2000
Ranking: 2.19 / 106
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday.
Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Thanks to: Mandy - Madagascar
rec.:Nov/10/2005 pub.:Dec/22/2005 sent:Oct/10/2006