Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 2.49 / 71
A man goes to see his doctor because of a problem he is having concerning his memory. The man tells the doctor "I have been having lots of problems remembering things that happened in the past couple of hours, you know, my short term memory." The doctor replies "How long has this been going on?” The puzzled man looks back at the doctor and says "How long has what been going on?"
#12495    
Thanks to: Tom - USA.
rec.:Jan/14/2004    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Mar/9/2004


Ranking: 2.39 / 84
A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
#10832    
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Aug/20/2003    pub.:Sep/12/2003    sent:Nov/8/2003


Ranking: 2.25 / 109
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday.
Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
#16021    
Thanks to: Mandy - Madagascar
rec.:Nov/10/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Oct/10/2006


Ranking: 2.92 / 36
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
#100    
Thanks to: Soledad Alarcón - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/20/1998    pub.:Jul/20/1998    sent:Jul/20/1998


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