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Ranking: 2.39 / 84
A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
Thanks to: Ayaz Ahmad - rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Aug/20/2003    pub.:Sep/12/2003    sent:Nov/8/2003

Ranking: 3.14 / 29
I have this big problem, doctor – everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …
- That’s stupid, in my opinion – frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy ...
- Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!
Thanks to: Sabbatical - Russia
rec.:Feb/21/2013    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Jul/3/2013

Ranking: 2.19 / 113
A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" 
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?" 
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."
Thanks to: Dave F.
rec.:Jun/20/2000    pub.:Jun/20/2000    sent:Jun/20/2000

Ranking: 2.97 / 32
A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so
he made an appointment and showed up the next day. After the doctor
examined the man, the doctor invited him into his office for the
consultation. The doctor came into the room with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor told the man to take the red pill in the morning with a big glass
of water, the blue pill in the afternoon with a big glass of water and the
green pill in the evening with a big glass of water.
The man, terribly shocked at the amount of pills he had to take asked the
doctor what in the world was wrong with him.
The doctor replied, "You aren't getting enough water."
Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:Apr/18/2000    pub.:Apr/18/2000    sent:Apr/18/2000

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