Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 2.89 / 35
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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Thanks to: Soledad Alarcón - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/20/1998    pub.:Jul/20/1998    sent:Jul/20/1998


Ranking: 2.19 / 106
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday.
Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
#16021    
Thanks to: Mandy - Madagascar
rec.:Nov/10/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Oct/10/2006


Ranking: 2.39 / 71
A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his departed relatives. He says; these ghosts are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night. They sit there and watch me and watch me. What can I do?
The psychiatrist says; that's easy … just sharpen the tops of the posts.
#16477    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Nov/2/2006


Ranking: 2.21 / 100
A man goes to an optician asking for help about his shortsightedness.
The optician invites the man to go outside the shop, points to the sun and asks the man what that is. The man somewhat stunned replies obviously: that’s the sun! Thereafter the optician asks: but how far do you want to see?

#21733    
Thanks to: Robert Kukenheim - Zellik/Brussels - Asse - Belgium
rec.:Jan/24/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:Aug/24/2011


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