Ranking: 2.89 / 35
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
Thanks to: Soledad Alarcón - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/20/1998 pub.:Jul/20/1998 sent:Jul/20/1998
Ranking: 2.19 / 106
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday.
Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Thanks to: Mandy - Madagascar
rec.:Nov/10/2005 pub.:Dec/22/2005 sent:Oct/10/2006
Ranking: 2.39 / 71
A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his departed relatives. He says; these ghosts are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night. They sit there and watch me and watch me. What can I do?
The psychiatrist says; that's easy … just sharpen the tops of the posts.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006 pub.:Feb/20/2006 sent:Nov/2/2006
Ranking: 2.21 / 100
A man goes to an optician asking for help about his shortsightedness.
The optician invites the man to go outside the shop, points to the sun and asks the man what that is. The man somewhat stunned replies obviously: that’s the sun! Thereafter the optician asks: but how far do you want to see?
Thanks to: Robert Kukenheim - Zellik/Brussels - Asse - Belgium
rec.:Jan/24/2011 pub.:Feb/13/2011 sent:Aug/24/2011